May 21, 2013 • 12,176 notes • lizthefangirl
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

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May 21, 2013 • 97,370 notes • funsizedfox
tryingtofindthegreatperhaps: bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks: strawberriesandjane: funsizedfox: “they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..” “who?” “…..them.” Oh. I AM CRYING I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?” Now I get it It’s a horror movie People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god First the bizarre happenings start: someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes then their god turns sadistic pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings doors vanish just as a house fire begins an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician the horror has begun YESYESYESYES

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

YESYESYESYES

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May 21, 2013 • 148,943 notes • wikatiepedia

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

image

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May 21, 2013 • 12,694 notes • howdoyoulogout

Reblog if you’re a female who likes The Avengers/Marvel movies

m-monte4:

iwanttohuglokisobad:

howdoyoulogout:

I’m trying to prove a point to a douche in my class who thinks girls are lying about enjoying marvel.

are you fucking kidding me along with there being tons and tons of hot men its pretty fucking cool too come on

I LEARNED HOW TO READ OUT OF A MARVEL COMIC BOOK BEFORE I WENT TO PRESCHOOL, COME ON, IS THIS A JOKE!?

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May 21, 2013 • 14,470 notes • happyhealthyhopeful
happyhealthyhopeful: [x]Outtake of Matt/Karen. Apparently they kept having to reshoot it because Matt would kiss back. Ooh girl.

happyhealthyhopeful:

[x]
Outtake of Matt/Karen. Apparently they kept having to reshoot it because Matt would kiss back. Ooh girl.

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May 21, 2013 • 93,837 notes
raccooneyedbitch: bombarrows: quadrangledreality: lightningsshadow: paranoidandroid42: yes i’m a boy yes i play videogames ;] don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo wft boys don’t play videogames get back in the garage and fix my car. another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well! He’s just a slut with a controller. That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

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May 21, 2013 • 45,404 notes • piercinald

chemelion:

allonsyforever:

Dammit I’ve been watching this for ten minutes and I’m starting to ship Ten/Eleven god is that even a thing

It is now

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May 21, 2013 • 1,352 notes • kimkellyy

Live fast, die young. Bad girls do it well.

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May 21, 2013 • 64,439 notes • thetextpostsfromhell

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May 21, 2013 • 13,999 notes

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